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Saturday, 10 July 2010
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your mobile phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a prick and a idiot, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on school ( when I was there ) and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are idiots. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.
Friday, 9 July 2010
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
this site wont let me blog from my phone
I really wanted to do this stuff from my phone but i followed send the worf REGISTER via email to them but it just refused me!! well i had a drink yesterday and now i am hungover!! so I plan to spend most of my day recovering in the splender of the inter net , i go on this site called stumbleupon that all i have to do is give a thumbs up or down and it bring me more stuff, I think this is way better then tv !! in fact I think it should be a tv channel !!!, . I was wondering if they already have a wi fi memery card that fits into cameras that autamaticaly reconizes your home network and then uploads to your computer then why have they not got a 3g version so you dont have to rely on wifi but you could send your pics to your facebook or video to you tube or even better why have they not brung out a high spec camera with editing options that lets you connect to whatever social network you are joined to i gues what i want is a social media high spec camera , the camera on my phone is ok but it not as good as the stand olone cameras so come on you boffins thers a gap in the market and i am ready to buy !!
Sunday, 27 June 2010
what a Sunday
Well the Bootsale at Apps Farm was quite big took about 1 and a half hours to walk around , saw my brothers in law setting up there, felt so guilty that I did not buy anything from them but they had nothing I wanted,Michael is trying to make money for the cChrisning next week ,should be good and I am looking forward to it, broght a chest of Draws for £20 and a big display digital clock for £2 so quite proud of myself both look good in my bed room, and now i am going to spend the rest of this lovely Sunday checking for the wifes pics and just stumbling on the net looking at vids and stuff , dont worry anything i find that I like alot I will post on my twitter and if this is your first time at my blog page then futher down this page is my last 10 twtter post enjoy , blog you laters